DAILY LIST: Most Inappropriate Kids Shows

So admit it, you’ve prolly watched most of these shows at some point or another in your life. I personally love cartoons and I’m 23 going on 24. I’ve definitely watched most of these shows at one point or if not the entire series.  So without further ado here is the daily list for today

6. The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack

This show is insane. The art is just blatently creepy and eerie. Dark colors with the style of a gothic-esque doothingy maboober makes this show a tad bit on the nerve racking side. It’s ok when your main character is or comes off as a mentally handicapped kid who lives inside a whale with some strange looking man thing. The fact that our main character, Flapjack has a semi homosexual relationship with his best friend/creepy weird looking dude, is pretty much enough to land this on the list albeit at the bottom.

5. Adventure Time With Finn and Jake

Adventure Time is a relatively new show on cartoon network. The show focuses on two adventurers (Finn the Human and Jake the Dog) who go on…well adventures. From the jokes about sex and the occasional fart comment (even when they talk about Finn’s boom boom incident) this show delivers punch in the gut comedy. The shame is that it’s only been on for a total of 22 eleven minute episodes to date and it needs more time to develop. This show is raunchy yet insanely funny. It’s colorful world and insane animation make it feel like you are on a constant drug trip.

4. Ren and Stimpy

It’s been years this this show was on the air, and it’s been many years since I’ve personally seen this show. The art in this show really emphasizes the insanity of the actual program. Ren and Stimpy while not full of crazy disgusting jokes as some of the others on this list is full of insanity and otherwise delirious references. From spots like Log and Log for Girls to the infamous Happy Happy Joy Joy song Ren and Stimpy delivers punch on insanity to people who are old enough to get their jokes.

3. Animaniacs

Not everything is sexual innuendo but this show crammed almost as many burp and fart jokes per capita as Spongebob does gay jokes. I remember growing up on this show every single Saturday morning. There never was a show when i was 7 that made me laugh harder than the Animaniacs. Thank you Speilberg.

2. Rocko’s Modern Life

Rocko’s Modern Life was an awesome show. A wallaby living in suburbia with neighbors who are well toads I guess. Rocko’s two best friends were a turtle and a steer who lived with a family of wolves. A strange and slightly original setup one might assume. In this show though there was so many innuendo’s and inappropriate jokes that one would have their mind blown away. During it’s first airing there was a scene in which Heffer got milked…an obvious masturbation joke.

1. Spongebob Squarepants

Where do we begin, seriously where the bloody hell do we begin? First off, think of this, Spongebob literally is gay for Patrick. Remember that one episode where Spongebob and Patrick adopt that baby clam? Yeah you do, cuz like they were like a gay married couple. How about Squidward? Yeah come on you know Squidward is a tool. But what about all the innuendo. Full of it. The animation and some of the shots itself make it even more intense and scary as shit. Spongebob Squarepants is an awesome show that everyone should watch.

Since I couldn’t find a lot of good stuff enjoy this video of Powdered Toast Man, cuz he’s just over the top and hilarious

About Angerbanjo

As passionate as one can be about certain topics it is hard to make a living with that passion, that being said my passion for nerd culture, modern music and video gaming has yet to translate into anything moderately successful, that and my degree in electronic media, but hey at least I can use that journalism minor. View all posts by Angerbanjo

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