Awards: The Razzie’s

The nominations are in for the worst of Hollywood this year. No surprise at some of the nominations. Unlike with the winning and positive awards I won’t be giving a who they will pick for this awards ceremony due to the fact that that you can’t predict what they will pick for the worst of the worst. Picking the worst of the worst is like picking the ugliest in an ugly field. This is because of the fact that picking the best is not as hard as it is to pick a loser. We will have complete coverage of the awards and the season as well as the time passes.

Worst Movie of the Year:
The Bounty Hunter
The Last Airbender
Sex and the City 2
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Vampires Suck

My Thoughts: They have compiled a good list of the worst this year. Now from what I have heard Twilight wasn’t as bad as the others on the list, just look at Rotten Tomatoes. Vampires Suck will most likely get it due to it’s awfulness.

Worst Actor:

  • Jack Black, ‘Gulliver’s Travels’
  • Gerard Butler, ‘The Bounty Hunter’
  • Ashton Kutcher, ‘Killers’ and ‘Valentine’s Day’
  • Taylor Lautner, ‘Twilight Saga: Eclipse’ and ‘Valentine’s Day’
  • Robert Pattinson, ‘Remember Me’ and ‘Twilight Saga: Eclipse’

My Thoughts: Yep these are some rotten actors. I would probably give it to Launter but hey that is just me, it doesn’t matter. They all suck equally if you ask me but what happens happens.

Worst Actress:

  • Jennifer Aniston, ‘The Bounty Hunter’ and ‘The Switch’
  • Miley Cyrus, ‘The Last Song’
  • The Four Gal Pals, ‘Sex and the City 2’
  • Megan Fox, ‘Jonah Hex’
  • Kristen Stewart, ‘Twilight Saga: Eclipse’

My Thoughts: The fact that all four girls got one group nomination doesn’t really give anyone else a good shot at winning this award. Fox was awful but to her defense the whole film was pretty bad. K-Stew is always bad so we can’t keep letting her win this thing now can we. . The four girls can have it for all we know and care about.

Worst Support:

  • Billy Ray Cyrus, ‘The Last Song’ (correction) ‘The Spy Next Door’
  • George Lopez, ‘Marmaduke,’ ‘The Spy Next Door’ and ‘Valentine’s Day’
  • Dev Patel, ‘The Last Airbender’
  • Jackson Rathbone, ‘The Last Airbender’ and ‘Twilight Saga: Eclipse’
  • Rob Schneider, ‘Grown Ups’

My Thoughts: God all these people suck. Patel was a nom for best actor a few years ago wasn’t he? Let’s give Rob Schneider a break, he always does bad movies to his defense. As well as Jackson Rathbone he too is a master of bad movies. I mean Billy Ray as an actor? Lopez wins it or loses it, you tell me what it is.

Worst Supporting Actress:

  • Jessica Alba, ‘The Killer Inside Me,’ ‘Little Fockers,’ ‘Machete’ and ‘Valentine’s Day’
  • Cher, ‘Burlesque’
  • Liza Minnelli, ‘Sex and the City 2’
  • Nicola Peltz, ‘The Last Airbender’
  • Barbra Streisand, ‘Little Fockers’

My Thoughts: To their defense the singers that were nominated really aren’t actors. I think Alba wins it because of the fact that she was in so many bad movies to earn her the nomination. Fockers was an awful film, I don’t even want to watch more than the trailer. Oh well.

Worst Eye-Gouging Mis-Use of 3-D

  • ‘Cats and Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore’
  • ‘Clash of the Titans’
  • ‘The Last Airbender’
  • ‘Nutcracker 3-D’
  • ‘Saw 3-D’

My Thoughts: All of these suck. Plain and simple. Saw had potential to work as a 3-D film. Nutcracker? In 3-D? Cats and Dogs made in 3-D? Ugh everything was made in 3-D these days and it’s not that hard to hand this award out to anyone. Last Airbender wins it easily as it’s 3-D feels like it was tacked on at the last second.

Worst Ensemble

  • Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler, ‘The Bounty Hunter’
  • Josh Brolin’s Face & Megan Fox’s Accent, ‘Jonah Hex’
  • The Entire Cast, ‘The Last Airbender’
  • The Entire Cast, ‘Sex and the City 2’
  • The Entire Cast, ‘Twilight Saga: Eclipse’

My Thoughts: Good list but sad, once again Twilight and Sex as well as Airbender get noms again but it comes down to how bad The Last Airbender was and that is why it easily takes home the title for worst cast.

Worst Director

  • ‘The Expendables,’ Sylvester Stallone
  • ‘The Last Airbender,’ M. Night Shyamalan
  • ‘Sex and the City 2,’ Michael Patrick King
  • ‘Twilight Saga: Eclipse,’ David Slade
  • ‘Vampires Suck,’ Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer

My Thoughts: This is not an easy category to pick. They all are winners in my book. Their sucking ways have been the worst things in cinema this year.

Worst Screenplay

  • ‘The Last Airbender,’ M. Night Shyamalan
  • ‘Little Fockers,’ Michael Hamburg & Larry Stuckey
  • ‘Sex and the City 2,’ Michael Patrick King
  • ‘Twilight Saga: Eclipse,’ Melissa Rosenberg
  • ‘Vampires Suck,’ Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer

My Thoughts: Just like with the last one they all equally deserve the award. Each movie in the category was one of the worst of the year. So you guys can all share the award.

Worst Sequel/Prequel/Rip Off

  • ‘Clash of the Titans’
  • ‘The Last Airbender’
  • ‘Sex and the City 2’
  • ‘Twilight Saga: Eclipse’
  • ‘Vampires Suck’

My Thoughts: Two words: Vampires Suck

So to sum it all up it seems like the committee has only seen a handful of movies each and every year so let’s see how this whole thing goes down.

  • ‘Clash of the Titans’
  • ‘The Last Airbender’
  • ‘Sex and the City 2’
  • ‘Twilight Saga: Eclipse’
  • ‘Vampires Suck’
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About Angerbanjo

As passionate as one can be about certain topics it is hard to make a living with that passion, that being said my passion for nerd culture, modern music and video gaming has yet to translate into anything moderately successful, that and my degree in electronic media, but hey at least I can use that journalism minor. View all posts by Angerbanjo

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